just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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