Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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