$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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