Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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