Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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