His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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