do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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