She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
