their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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