Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
