My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A+ Viking dick
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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