Me too!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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