yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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