Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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