Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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