dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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