Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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