Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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