So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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