my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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