One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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