Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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