i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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