ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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