If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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