what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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