very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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