Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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