Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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