OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Porn is love you can see.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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