You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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