Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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