There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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