Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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