Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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