I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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