Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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