Ambien. No doubt about it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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