i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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