did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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