god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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