you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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