wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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