think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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