Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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