I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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