Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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