You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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