so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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