: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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