She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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