Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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