everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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