they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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